me myself and me once more

I just love poker, especially online poker.  I can play all day and forget about everything else.  The only problem is that I really want to meet some hot women, but how??? 

Well, one day I was doing what I do best – surf the web.  I googled online poker with dating and found a really neat site called Poker Online Dating.  It was a place I could meet some great chicks and I think they also like to play poker.  Imagine that.  A woman who likes to play poker and is looking for a guy.  I can find women from all over the world.  They also have photos so I could make sure she’s not ugly.  I can also send in a picture of myself – they take care of it all.  Then all the pretty women can see my cute face!

Online poker – great.  Finding chicks – great.  I think I found the perfect online poker site. 

I wanted to impress my new friends at the college fraternity house. I was wondering what would work the best. They loved food, jokes, and poker. Now, food jokes are old news (what did the carrot say to the tomato..?), so what was I supposed to do? Then it dawned on me – poker jokes. I looked on the web and Walla! - I found a great site, Poker Joke – online casino jokes plus more. I found hilarious jokes that I knew the guys would appreciate.

So the next party came around and I decided to use some of the online casino jokes. They worked great. In fact, the guys wanted to know where I got such funny jokes. I told them to look up Poker Joke and there they would find all they needed.

One footnote – my jokes were such a big hit that I was invited to a special poker party that previously I would never been asked to attend. I guess they really like me now, or maybe it’s my online casino jokes. I’m hoping it's both.